Thursday, February 4, 2010

a note

to anyone in a relationship that is monogamous:


please do not give me bedroom eyes. flirt with me. give me your number. follow me to the only. invite me to go dancing with you at the trash. hold my hand when we get there. wait for me to make a move. tell me you have a girlfriend in ottawa you are deeply in love with.

i do not allocate time in my schedule to get played. you're wasting decent buffy watching hours.


most sincerely, 

a die-hard loose lady of the evening.

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